her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We had sex on a dog bed..
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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