bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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