dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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