I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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