How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
its not stalking. its research.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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