I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
