Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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