I skipped work to stalk him.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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