weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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