so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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