He kissed a someone with a penis
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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