He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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