I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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