Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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