ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Terrible idea I love it
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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