hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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