You really coming over, don't trick.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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