and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
