My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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