Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
The Olympian is in my bed
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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