i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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