she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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