This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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