can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I AM VODKA MAN
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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