How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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