Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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