so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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