I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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