I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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