Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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