my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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