Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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