k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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