One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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