After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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