Just fell off a train. Bad.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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