Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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