you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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