sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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