I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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