I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She's the barista slut.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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