I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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