This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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