I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
