yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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