Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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