haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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