I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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