I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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