Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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