Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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