Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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