So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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