I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Shame is for Republicans.
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