Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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