i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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